🍺 The Hopper’s Little Book of Naughty Beer Wisdom – It’s Finally Here!
- The Hopper
- Dec 4
- 3 min read
Updated: Dec 5
If you've ever watched one of my beer reviews and thought, “This bloke’s brain must be 60 percent custard, 40 percent hop pellets and 10 percent mathmatical genius”, then good news. I’ve finally turned all that chaos into something useful.
My first ever book, The Hopper’s Little Book of Naughty Beer Wisdom, is now available on Amazon. Yes, an actual book. With pages and everything. Even I’m shocked.
Whether you love craft beer, enjoy a good laugh, or just like watching a grown man rant about hops, this book packs all the sarcasm, beer knowledge and nonsense you’ve come to expect from the idiot that is The Hopper of The Hopper Reviews.
What Is This Book All About?
Think of this book as the pub guide nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed. A book that, whilst working on it, I lovingly classed as a "Toilet Book" - ideal for those relaxing dump sessions, or more stubborn shites that require at least half an hour of trying. You can of course read the book in other places, but I don't recommend you read it whilst driving or flying a Boing 747.
Inside you’ll find:
Snarky beer facts
Hop knowledge for normal humans
Style guides without the snobbery
Things only beer nerds say
Pub truths
Stupid humour
And wisdom that… well… probably shouldn’t be classed as wisdom
It’s basically the type of book you can read on the toilet, on the bus, at the pub, or while ignoring someone boring. You choose, if you buy it it'll be your book! And you can buy it here for free, pending a non-refundable deposit of £6.99.
Who’s This Book For?
Anyone who:
Loves beer
Hates beer snobs
Enjoys sarcasm, adult humour, and dry British wit
Wants a fun, easy read
Needs a gift idea for a mate who believes they’re a “craft beer expert” because they once had a NEIPA
If you’re a fan of the channel, this book is basically me… but trapped on paper. Slide me into your back pocket or stuff me down your pants if you prefer.
Why Did I Write It?
Because people kept telling me to write a book. And because my brain mush wouldn’t stop throwing out stupid beer facts, jokes and rants. So I put them all together, slapped a cover on it, and here we are.
Also, I wanted something you could actually hold, flick through, and say, “If this idiot has written a book. Anything is fucking possible.”
Where Can You Buy It?
Right here, you beautiful pint botherer:
The Kindle version is also available for those who prefer their chaos digitally.
Early Reviews of my book...
My mother said, “It’s clever, but please stop swearing.”
A mate said, “I expected it to be shit, but it’s actually brilliant shit.”
A random bloke in Barry said, “Who are you?”
And Mrs Hopper said, "You fucking dick head!"
What’s coming after The Hopper's Little Book of Naughty Beer Wisdom?
This is only the beginning. The Hopper Hop Guide is in development and scheduled for Summer 2026, bringing even more sarcasm, hop profiles, and inappropriate humour. This is going to be a big book, with actual facts and character notes, more of a Hop Bible. Wait and see...
Final Pint
If you’ve ever supported the channel, subscribed, watched a video, left a comment, or bought me a coffee, this book exists because of you. Grab a copy, have a laugh, and enjoy the chaos.
Cheers 🍻
Hopper out!
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